Rules for the forums

[Admin]

So... you want to be here in MY FORUMS? Do you think that YOU, a lowly LACKY of MINE can CAPATALIZE as GREATLY and OFTEN as I DO?

Rule 1: No cussing. You cuss, then please apologize and fix it, or else someone else will. If you do not apologize, then people will laugh at you and call you a girl. If you happen to be a girl then why have you not sent me an email yet? I'm cool . Oh yeah.

If you simply must cuss. Use the usual stand ins such as @$$, or F*** or S***, stuff like that is okay.

Rule 2: If you must spam, please do it in the basket. Where sensible people will not be forced to look upon it.

Rule 3: No racial slurs or anti-semetic remarks and stuff along those lines, sure its a debate, and you don't have to be nice, like at all, but there's no need to attempt to offend people on that level. Unless your me, which is why I at you Jew.

Rule 4: If you plan of putting a thread in that isn't a debate, that's fine, just make sure it goes into the correct catagory and point out that it is a question or whatever, and let the thread die once it has served its purpose.

Rule 5: NO PORN you perves. Look at it on your own time.

Rule 6: You know, these forums don't stay alive if nobody shows up, which is why it would be super swell if you could somehow spread the word. I'm not quite sure how to on a budget of $0. If there's any ideas out there do tell. In the basket. Where sensible people will not be forced to look upon it.

Rule 7: If you want to have a serious discussion, put (SERIOUS) in the title somewhere. Otherwise, the debates are fair game for sillyness such as this . Woo hoo, that's crazy...